Things are better in black & white.

month

January 2012

i can’t even…what just happened

I should be sleeping but instead I’m deciding what makes the best background music for Temple Run

i had a dream i met Mitt Romney

i may or may not be on the verge of purchasing a $35 passport case

“aint no recession i got 2 jobs yall just lazy”

– works at a movie theater and cvs (via netscapeshawty)

i hate everyone can it be june already can it be august already

saw Contraband, that was a good movie. And mark wahlberg is fine as hell.

sandcastlesonmyspine: phaibooty: Professional Titanic Remake (2012) This is what I do when I’m bored. why did this amuse me so much

pvlse: im dropping out of school and becoming a porn star youll find me under the name Edgar Allen Hoe

oh my GOD reading a political conversation on...

this shit is HILARIOUS

if i could spend 2 hours doing my makeup in natural daylight every day the quality of my life would improve dramatically

my friend & i just established that i am future toddlers & tiaras pageant mom, i am totally okay with this

alexushermosa: Get Sleazier - Ke$ha ft. Wiz...

me: omg lets be friends
person: ok
 /never talk again