i can’t even…what just happened
I should be sleeping but instead I’m deciding what makes the best background music for Temple Run
i had a dream i met Mitt Romney
i may or may not be on the verge of purchasing a $35 passport case
aint no recession i got 2 jobs yall just lazy– works at a movie theater and cvs (via netscapeshawty)
i hate everyone can it be june already can it be august already
saw Contraband, that was a good movie. And mark wahlberg is fine as hell.
sandcastlesonmyspine: phaibooty: Professional Titanic Remake (2012) This is what I do when I’m bored. why did this amuse me so much
pvlse: im dropping out of school and becoming a porn star youll find me under the name Edgar Allen Hoe
oh my GOD reading a political conversation on...
this shit is HILARIOUS
if i could spend 2 hours doing my makeup in natural daylight every day the quality of my life would improve dramatically
my friend & i just established that i am future toddlers & tiaras pageant mom, i am totally okay with this
alexushermosa: Get Sleazier - Ke$ha ft. Wiz...
me: omg lets be friends
/never talk again